
my few joys in life:
the fact that i was typing that title so fast that i put “jew” instead of “few” laughed, and then corrected myself.
kittens.
scrutinizing and razing hipster and/or teenage beliefs and dreams.
wu-tang clan.
lying.
blunt expressions.
enjoying gay nature shit.
yelling obscenities at deer.
girls with big boobs.
people-watching.
being asn’s giraffe.
making boys with “small dog” complexes void themselves.
my personal jesus (who happens to be a little orange kitty with blue eyes)
listening to people who go off about why they think it’s “morally” wrong to eat/drink at Starbucks. (example : “people think they’re so much better than everyone else cause they go to starbucks to work on their scripts and drink their five dollar coffees”) it makes me wish i was a script writer or i had the motivation to pretend to be one to see how many people i can get to hate me for being on a laptop in starbucks.
making people assume i care.